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Rideshare "Stimulator" is an Uber driver sim set in a city full of weirdos that I'm hoping is satirical enough to pull the concept off
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Rideshare "Stimulator" is an Uber driver sim set in a city full of weirdos that I'm hoping is satirical enough to pull the concept off

Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 developer Saber Interactive clearly like to keep themselves busy, as today they've announced the next game that they're publishing. It's called Rideshare "Stimulator" (I should note those quotation marks are a part of the title), and it is essentially a game all about being an Uber driver for a city full of oddballs. Read more

Machine Party, out now, is masochistic Mario Party from the dev that brought you Buckshot Roulette
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Machine Party, out now, is masochistic Mario Party from the dev that brought you Buckshot Roulette

There is an obvious humour to be found in the contrast between the visual presentation of Mario Party and the agita and unbridled rage it brings out in people. This is not a game about violence, yet it pulls it out from people nonetheless. So, how about something that leans into this violence, while still retaining the jovially competitive nature? Enter Machine Party, the latest from Buckshot Roulette developer Mike Klubnika, made alongside GDeavid, a party game "where failure is lethal." Rea

RuneScape: Dragonwilds revamps the agility skill and gives you Wipeout style courses to test your mettle on
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RuneScape: Dragonwilds revamps the agility skill and gives you Wipeout style courses to test your mettle on

Skills in RuneScape have always tickled me because of the sheer variety on display, and this extends to Dragonwilds too. There's magic, but then there's woodcutting. You've got prayer, and also fishing. And of course you've got runecrafting, or agility. It's that last one that's important for today's purposes, as a new update has arrived in Dragonwilds that revamp the skill, as well as add in some courses for you to pseudo-parkour across. Read more

Thimbleweed Park 2 is "not really a sequel, not really a prequel," but it is in development and due out in 2028
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Thimbleweed Park 2 is "not really a sequel, not really a prequel," but it is in development and due out in 2028

Hark! I bring word of some good news for those of you with an appetite for adventure games with tasty pixel art. You may remember that Monkey Island creator Ron Gilbert was working on a game that was described as "Classic Zelda meets Diablo meets Thimbleweed Park." That got canned at the end of last year, unfortunately, but the spirit of Thimbleweed Park lives on. Literally! As Thimbleweed Park 2 is in the works. Read more

Your most powerful Necron unit in Dawn of War 4 is a sentient shard of a dead star god, and boy does he hate you
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Your most powerful Necron unit in Dawn of War 4 is a sentient shard of a dead star god, and boy does he hate you

In Dawn of War 4, each faction can field a massive endgame unit that basically dwarfs everything else on the battlefield. For instance, the machine-loving techpriests of the Adeptus Mechanicus, they can airdrop a multistory tall mech from space. This Titan will then merrily stomp around the battlefield crushing everything in its way. However, of all the factions, the Necrons – Games Workshop's equivalent of The Terminator – can bring to bear the most powerful. Called a C'Tan Shard o